"Hello Students, today is our last class together for this... part of the year.

As a test of what you've learned we have this gentleman who was kind enough to volunteer his time and be our subject.

His name is... Dexter Morgan, is that correct sir? Yes. Dexter Morgan.

Your job is to ask him questions about his symptoms and come up with a treatment based on what we discussed in class.

I hope you've enjoyed yourselves and learned something useful. I've enjoyed myself very much."

Somebody has figured out the perfect use for the free virtual gift coupon LJ gave to paid members this month...

Look at this. Cadfael is on time for Vespers and nobody is around to see it...

MISERERE mei, Deus:
secundum magnam misericordiam tuam.
Et secundum multitudinem miserationum tuarum: deleiniquitatem meam.
Amplius lava me ab iniquitate mea: et a peccato meo munda me.
Quoniam iniquitatem meam ego cognosco: et peceatum meum contra me est semper.
Tibi soli peceavi, et malum coram te feci: ut justificeris in sermonibus tuis, et vincas cum judicaris.
Ecce enim in iniquitatibus conceptus sum: et in peccatis concepit me mater mea.
Ecce enim veritatem dilexisti: incerta et occulta sapientiæ tuæ manifestasti mihi.
Asperges me, Domine, hyssopo, et mundabor: lavabis me, et super nivem dealbabor.
Auditui meo dabis gaudium et lætitiam: et exsultabunt ossa humiliata.
Averte faciem tuam a peccatis meis: et omnes iniquitates meas dele.
Cor mundum crea in me, Deus: et spiritum reotum innoara in visceribas meis.
Ne projicias me a facie tua: et spiritum sanctum tuum ne auferas a me.
Redde mihi lætitiam salutaris tui: et spiritu principali confirma me.
Docebo iniquos vias tuas: et impii ad te convertentur.
Libera me de sanguinibus, Deus, Deus salutis meæ: et exsultabit lingua mea justitiam tuam.
Domine, labia mea aperies: et os meum annuntiabit laudem tuam.
Quoniam si voluisses sacrificium, dedissem: utique holocaustis non delectaberus.
Sacrificium Deo spiritus contribulatus: cor contritum et humiliatum, Deus, non despicies.
Benigne fac, Domine, in bona voluntate tua Sion: ut ædificentur muri Hierusalem.
Tunc aceeptabis sacrificium justitiæ, oblationes et holocausta: tunc imponent super altare tuum vitulos. </a>

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Can one really be late for Vespers when one is the only one around to say them?

Cadfael stands alone in the main chapel to observe the office.

Psalmus David prima sabbati
Domini est terra et plenitudo eius orbis terrarum et universi; qui habitant in eo
quia; ipse super maria fundavit eum et super flumina praeparavit eum
quis ascendit in montem Domini aut quis stabit in loco sancto eius
innocens manibus et mundo corde qui non accepit in vano animam suam nec iuravit in dolo proximo suo
hic accipiet benedictionem a Domino et misericordiam a Deo salvatore suo

haec est generatio quaerentium eum quaerentium faciem Dei Iacob diapsalma
adtollite portas principes vestras et elevamini portae aeternales et introibit rex gloriae
quis est iste rex gloriae Dominus fortis et potens Dominus potens in proelio
adtollite portas principes vestras et elevamini portae aeternales et introibit rex gloriae
quis est iste rex gloriae Dominus virtutum ipse est rex gloriae diapsalma

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Ping here to contact the mun oocly.

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[ooc: He's from the 12 century, he doesn't know what a phone is! Ping here also to leave a note in the mailbox. That he does understand. If this is a 911 call for assistance in the clinic, please indicate in the subject line. He may not get phones but he does get the idea that when this object makes a certain noise he needs to get his cowled ass over to the clinic.